*slowly opens his eyes and winces, his whole body feeling stiff and numb from the burn treatments.  He looks up at the ceiling in the infirmary, already knowing exactly where he is*

Ugh... Defeated again... What is wrong with me?  Have I always been this weak..... no.... impossible! I refuse to believe it!!!!!

Is this so called rumor of my supposed ( Read more... )

So I have been getting to know this.... Hoo hoo, Queens Knight a little better.  Alenia, is it? She is far better than any other knight I've had the pleasure of encountering.  To think that this knight upholds the same title as that other maggot, Kyle.

Whatever.  The title "Queens Knight" is too sissy.  It completely destroys the whole purpose of ( Read more... )

I'm tired of asking questions around here, so I'll just be more upfront with you filthy pigs ( Read more... )

What the hell happened to your pathetic king? Thomas came to see me the other day, and the boy was so wrapped up in his own fear that he began trembling before my very knees.  He begged me to spare his miserable life.  And because of the compassion I felt that day, I decided to let him live.  Tch.

That's the second victim who had the pleasure ( Read more... )

What the hell? Who decided it was a good idea to move me out of the infirmary and put me into that smelly, old, disgusting room? And who the hell looked after my medication? Because I felt completely loony and out of it.

Anyway.  Did anyone manage to safely bring that pathetic pig back, or did Yuber do him in? Don't matter to me.  But ( Read more... )

*still sedated and can be heard from inside Mathiu's room*

I'M LUCA BLIGHT THE PRINCE OF HIGHLAND AND VALENTINES DAY MADE ME SOOOOOOOO DEPRESSED!!!!

IT MADE ME SO DEPRESSED! I HAD THE WORST VALENTINES DAY EVER.  I WAS STUCK IN BED WHILE PIRATE BOY GOT TO SPEND TIME WITH OTHER PEOPLE.  BUT ITS OKAY BECAUSE I HAD A DREAM WHILE I WAS IN THE BED.

I ( Read more... )

*obviously under heavy sedation*

ERARATGHA I'M LUCA BLIGHT THE PRINCE OF HIGHLAND LOVE IS IN THE AIR!!! IT'S TIME FOR EVERYONE TO GO PIG-DANCING AND PIG-ROMANCING (BOTH) AND I AM THE PRINCE OF THEM!!!!

I MISS HERVEY MY FAITHFUL PIRATE.  HE IS VERY PRETTY AND VERY SMART.  I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MARRIED!!!! WE'RE PERFECT FOR EACH ( Read more... )

*Suddenly a large group of golden wolves appear out of nowhere and begin attacking the helpless citizens of Budehuc*

Feed... kill... DESTROY!!!!!! HOO HOO HE HE HA HA HA...HE HE HO.. HA HA..... HOHOHOEH EHEEHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*laughing like the mad prince that he is somewhere far and safe from the members of Budehuc*

((OOC: I'd like people to ( Read more... )

I heard someone injured my precious commander last week.  And there have been no news of Roy's capture!!!! I demand to know the reason for this ( Read more... )

 
BUDEHUC IS IN A STATE OF EMERGENCY.

ALL OF YOU WHO ARE WITH ME, TAKE UP ARMS, WE'RE BEING INVADED.  THE GROUP OF TERRORISTS HAVE BRAIN WASHED CECILE INTO BELIEVING THEY'RE INNOCENT AND THOSE MAGGOTS DESERVE TO BE CRUSHED LIKE THE SPINELESS WORMS THAT THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!

I slaughtered that pathetic of a swordsman Belcoot.  I ripped his guts out and I ( Read more... )